Guard Cat- My First Experiment With Video Blogging

Is this what 'vlogging' is?  I have no idea.  Anyway, this is Alice, guarding my sandals like the fierce girl that she is. For whatever reason, she seems to especially like shoes.  Sometimes she will shove her whole head in my shoe and then fall asleep like that.  I'm never afraid to leave my valuables laying around when she's there, because I know that whatever it is she will immediately lay down on top of it and refuse to move.  She's like a rottweiler-hippogriff-raptor-cat.  Don't mess with her when she's on duty.  Raptor-kitty kill you.