I be on it. So's the blarg. Come and find us at @MollyKernan. It's like Facebook, only exactly the same.
That being said, here's something that I can't cram into 140 characters:
My birthday is coming up. And by coming up, I mean THIS SUNDAY. I will be 27. I realized the severity of this the other day when I caught myself legitimately contemplating purchasing a Knit Your Own Cat instruction book. For real.
Holy old maid, Batman. Why not just hang a flashing neon sign over my head that says "I give up"? Knitting one's own cats is the first step in a downward trajectory that ultimately leads to some serious airtime on Hoarders. I'm sure of it.